Quote #13463
When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.
Quote #7815
The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
Quote #19473
There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people...
Quote #26465
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
Quote #8069
To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
Quote #28476
Life is a bitch get use to her or else she will make you...
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #3089
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
Quote #26111
In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs...
Quote #18166
The grave is the general meeting place.