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This is the flag of the future, but it does not dishonor the past....
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One, a robot may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a...
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Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the...
Quote #3682
Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.
Quote #11952
When President Bush invaded Iraq after 911 it was like Truman invading Mexico after...
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Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
Quote #8677
There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Love changes darkness into light and makes the heart take a wingless flight.
Quote #12353
Drugs are a bet with your mind.