Quote #7969
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
Quote #23397
Nature does not loathe virtue it is unaware of its existence.
Quote #29803
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him...
Quote #31190
American life is a powerful solvent. It seems to neutralise every intellectual element, however...
Quote #23794
I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.
Quote #21963
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ‘em, ‘Certainly I...
Quote #10759
The enemy is in front of us, the enemy is behind us, the enemy...
Quote #15145
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
Quote #6744
At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...
Quote #621
The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...