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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #18391
Captain Oveur Joey, do you like movies about gladiators
Quote #1749
An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.
Quote #24125
Insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Quote #20909
Though this be madness, yet there is method in ‘t.
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #9177
I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.
Quote #13691
Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
Quote #2327
War is the biggest ego trip of all time.
Quote #3962
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of...