Quote #25813
Removing the faults in a stage-coach may produce a perfect stage-coach, but it is...
Quote #3569
Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to...
Quote #8351
The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
Quote #14312
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Quote #25282
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #19660
Many men die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five.
Quote #20374
I will not criticize another until I have walked a mile in his mocassins.
Quote #12653
Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all...
Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #20319
Clarence Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin ’bout...