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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can...
Quote #19595
To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know...
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This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
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I write music with an exclamation point
Quote #18953
The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end.
Quote #8362
The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.
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Quote #13575
When the effective leader is finished with his work, the people say it happened...