Quote #31324
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #1141
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
Quote #26048
Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are...
Quote #11654
The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken...
Quote #1481
Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals...
Quote #12884
Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces up, and snow is exhilarating; there...
Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #10790
We know not of the future, and cannot plan for it much. But we...
Quote #11259
A wise man cares not for that which he cannot have.
Quote #2068
When in doubt, duck.