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He that seeks trouble never misses.
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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to...
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While I know that the beautiful, the spiritual, and the sublime are today suspect,...
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To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
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It is only the inferior thinker who hastens to explain the singular and the...
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The idle mind knows not what it wants.