Quote #14556
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote #32572
Work to survive, survive by consuming, survive to consume the hellish cycle is complete.
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #27810
We only part to meet again.
Quote #29336
Television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Quote #2262
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity...
Quote #22741
It may seem to your conceited to suppose that you can do anything important...
Quote #3093
The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to...
Quote #19775
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.
Quote #28416
It’s easy to sit and scoff at an old man’s folly. But also, check...