Quote #24439
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring,...
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #6172
Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
Quote #3003
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Quote #22663
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
Quote #110
An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with,...
Quote #15192
If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
Quote #7738
Be mild with the mild, shrewd with the crafty, confiding to the honest, rough...
Quote #33423
Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about...
Quote #4426
Education is the best provision for old age.