Quote #27991
One must love a cat on its own terms.
Quote #26702
They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.
Quote #25302
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire...
Quote #1769
I would like to take you seriously but to do so would affront your...
Quote #11931
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, But in battalions.
Quote #24100
The way to procure insults is to submit to them a man meets with...
Quote #8418
Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader...
Quote #26930
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
Quote #34280
You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could know...
Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...