Quote #22915
It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.
Quote #11679
Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
Quote #18987
I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they...
Quote #5476
When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less.
Quote #6834
No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean,...
Quote #26883
Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense.
Quote #15500
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to...
Quote #2034
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #25065
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but...