Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #10307
Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of the right choice.
Quote #15493
We can remember minutely and precisely only the things which never really happened to...
Quote #23346
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
Quote #15638
Few things are impracticable in themselves; and it is for want of application, rather...
Quote #3881
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
Quote #28174
When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves....
Quote #2142
Cogito ergo spud. – I think, therefore I yam
Quote #19864
E.L. Think about it Josh, you’re in college. The window of opportunity to drink...
Quote #16430
I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply...