Quote #341
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Quote #33232
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
Quote #13027
I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with...
Quote #30489
Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.
Quote #3370
There is nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.
Quote #3912
To err is human–and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Quote #26743
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
Quote #429
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Quote #7662
Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue.
Quote #19706
I resolve to speak ill of no man whatever, not even in a matter...