Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #20921
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him, Horatio a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #26495
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Quote #25826
My boredom threshold is low at the best of times but I have spent...
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Quote #31578
What makes life worth living To be born with the gift of laughter and...
Quote #1146
The fact is, that civilization requires slaves. The Greeks were quite right there. Unless...
Quote #33709
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
Quote #13950
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.