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Riches cover a multitude of woes.
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The advice of their elders to young men is very apt to be as...
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
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The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you?re not permitted to enter...
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A large section of the intelligentsia seems wholly devoid of intelligence.
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Few really believe. The most only believe that they believe or even make believe.
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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
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A bad wound may heal, but a bad name will kill.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #29878
I’m not running, and I’m not walking fast. I’m going where I need to...