Quote #30221
A good man often appears gauche simply because he does not take advantage of...
Quote #33357
I thought I loved him, but I really just needed him. There was so...
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #18387
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #1377
We improve ourselves by victories over ourself. There must be contests, and you must...
Quote #18546
Darkness cannot drive out darkness only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out...
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #10446
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #25352
Noble souls, through dust and heat, rise from disaster and defeat the stronger.
Quote #24243
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.