Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #30109
A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he...
Quote #15176
You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you...
Quote #2349
Shut up he explained.
Quote #29850
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #27949
When I write love songs, people think they’re really soppy — but I see...
Quote #14847
When you cease to dream you cease to live.
Quote #2158
#3532. The law neither does nor requires idle acts.
Quote #16055
It is characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.
Quote #3736
Pardon him, Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his...