Quote #3568
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
Quote #34835
We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.
Quote #14075
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Quote #18382
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather...
Quote #29461
Once you touch the biographies of human beings, the notion that political beliefs are...
Quote #2706
America is the greatest of opportunities and the worst of influences.
Quote #13023
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Quote #34621
I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
Quote #2582
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Quote #2826
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.