Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is...
Quote #507
If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a...
Quote #16143
Slander is a vice that strikes a double blow; wounding both him that commits,...
Quote #33726
I’ve always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.
Quote #7875
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in...
Quote #8594
And yesterday he would have killed me to get to his foe. But now...
Quote #23076
Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other...
Quote #30820
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
Quote #20825
Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.