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Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
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Chief of the Army.
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Seek not that the things which happen should happen as you wish but wish...
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If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
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Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no...
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Angels and ministers of grace defend us.Be thou a spirit of health, or goblin...
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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To enjoy the things we ought and to hate the things we ought has...
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The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess...
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. In regione caecorum...