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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
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I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
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I think I am a verb.
Quote #21907
It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything...
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Logic is in the eye of the logician.
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I would die happy if I knew that on my tombstone could be written...
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
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The friendship that can cease has never been real.
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Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach...