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I always knew i would look back on my tears and laugh but i...
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The tipping custom originated in England when small sums were dropped into a box...
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Most people my age are dead at the present time.
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So long as thou are ignorant be not ashamed to learn. Ignorance is the...
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The man least dependent upon the morrow goes to meet the morrow most cheerfully.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...