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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
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It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him...
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Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual...
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Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks...
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In every generation there has to be some fool who will speak the truth...
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He who has nothing and wants something is less frustrated than he who has...
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If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a...
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If Jack’s in love, he’s no judge of Jill’s beauty.
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Law is the embodiment of the moral sentiment of the people.
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I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.