Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Quote #10971
Good music is good music, and everything else can go to hell.
Quote #20258
The best and safest thing is to keep a balance in your life, acknowledge...
Quote #30020
Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #28796
Make no little plans. They have no Magic to stir Men’s blood.
Quote #3251
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.
Quote #4916
Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow.
Quote #29721
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be...