Quote #5523
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
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Anger will never disappear so long as thoughts of resentment are cherished in the...
Quote #5851
I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Quote #30458
There is one certain means by which I can be sure never to see...
Quote #23790
Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits.
Quote #34822
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #31870
Originality does not consist in saying what no one has ever said before, but...
Quote #13054
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
Quote #682
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though...
Quote #32743
There is only one boss the customer. And he can fire everybody in the...