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‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
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‘I think therefore I am’ is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.
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There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the...
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There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...
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Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high- class way...
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An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.
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The thing about performance, even if it’s only an illusion, is that it is...
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Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost...