Quote #33428
How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events,...
Quote #9849
People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.
Quote #19010
The man who dies rich dies disgraced.
Quote #9989
The problem most people have with resisting temptation is that they never really want...
Quote #11180
A functioning police state needs no police.
Quote #22962
Age to me means nothing. I can’t get old I’m working. I was old...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #7058
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Quote #28667
The starting point of all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. Weak...
Quote #17335
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.