Quote #34288
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought...
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We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it...
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However much you knock at nature’s door, she will never answer you in comprehensible...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #6308
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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Of one thing I am certain, the body is not the measure of healing...
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #9755
A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing...
Quote #975
Streets full of water; please advise.
Quote #19657
The real test of friendship is Can you literally do nothing with the other...