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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
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To see the earth as it truly is, small and blue in that eternal...
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Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.
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To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.
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A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the...
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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew...
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I bid him look into the lives of men as though into a mirror,...
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Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...