Quote #29974
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #24647
It’s no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase ‘As pretty as...
Quote #6622
It has been observed that a pure democracy if it were practicable would be...
Quote #4479
Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
Quote #16006
But in modern war you will die like a dog for no good reason.
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #23696
It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have...
Quote #16234
Every event that a man would master must be mounted on the run, and...
Quote #29494
I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley...