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The only time to buy these is on a day with no ‘y’ in...
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The big thieves hang the little ones.
Quote #2561
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary...
Quote #31324
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #20487
Live each season as it passes breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the...
Quote #16442
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
Quote #31646
Weekends are a bit like rainbows they look good from a distance but disappear...
Quote #2262
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity...
Quote #32154
The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.
Quote #26504
Anger is a very appropriate and necessary response to an injustice. But stand back...