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Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a...
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Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real...
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If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the...
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.
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Do definite good; first of all to yourself, then to definite persons.
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Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit (Perhaps it will be pleasing sometime to have...
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Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a...