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There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception...
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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What we have to do is to be forever curiously testing new opinions and...
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We are more interested in making others believe we are happy than in trying...
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A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, You should...
Quote #14024
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #26384
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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When we walk to the edge of all the light we have And take...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...