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My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
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Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Let us say what we feel, and feel what we say let speech harmonize...
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The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive...
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Overlook our deeds, since you know that crime was absent from our inclination.
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The imagination of a boy is healthy, and the mature imagination of a man...
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Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the...
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The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.