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The Earth has a skin and that skin has diseases, one of those diseases...
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Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It?s not something you...
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There is no legal obligation to perform impossibilities.
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Its embarrassing, you try to overthrow the government and you wind up on a...
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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds; and I...
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...
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Forgiveness is the key to happiness.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?