Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #11792
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words...
Quote #16253
The price is what you pay; the value is what you receive.
Quote #18834
As one’s gifts increase, his friends decrease.
Quote #5486
General principles should not be based on exceptional cases.
Quote #31652
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #15599
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and...
Quote #30445
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Quote #25434
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
Quote #19090
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.