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Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
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I always knew i would look back on my tears and laugh but i...
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Storybook happiness involves every form of pleasant thumb-twiddling true happiness involves the full use...
Quote #34146
Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be...
Quote #11562
The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance.
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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
Quote #7768
Do not fight verbosity with words: speech is given to all, intelligence to few.
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From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the...
Quote #4849
What seest thou elseIn the dark backward and abysm of time?