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There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
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Every man dies. Not every man lives.
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #9033
Every one of us gets through the tough times because somebody is there, standing...
Quote #8573
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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There is no end to the adventures that we can have if only we...
Quote #18491
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #2645
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
Quote #19815
Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our...
Quote #6308
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.