Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let...
Quote #11558
What will a child learn sooner than a song?
Quote #1871
We are totally opposed to abortion under any circumstances. We are also opposed to...
Quote #11658
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
Quote #30209
The issue of race could benefit from a period of benign neglect.
Quote #4867
That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,If with his tongue...
Quote #7577
The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me...
Quote #10159
Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater...
Quote #29378
That man is good who does good to others if he suffers on account...