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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Nothing is easier than the expenditure of public money. It doesn’t appear to belong...
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How far would have Moses gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt
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Where you start is not as important as where you finish.
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There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently...
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I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends…...
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Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have...
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When it’s breezy, hit it easy.
Quote #6080
Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, And think they grow immortal as...