Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
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You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to...
Quote #28942
Civilization is a transient sickness.
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I’m struck by the insidious, computer-driven tendency to take things out of the domain...
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Wit is brushwood; judgment timber; the one gives the greatest flame, and the other...
Quote #9435
I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is...
Quote #25064
A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
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Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off...
Quote #22968
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty...