Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #34424
If you don’t know what to do, call the media and at least give...
Quote #9528
Cowardice asks the question – is it safe? Vanity asks the question – is...
Quote #33624
It’s also helpful to realize that this very body that we have, that’s sitting...
Quote #22076
Frank Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I...
Quote #13555
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Quote #15146
It never occurs to some politicians that Lincoln is worth imitating as well as...
Quote #6675
Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the...
Quote #19195
Hanlon’s RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.