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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone
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Shall not one line lament our forest race, Struck out for you from wild...
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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. ‘I...
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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He who doesn’t risk never gets to drink champagne.
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Truth never damages a cause that is just.
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Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall...
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If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on...
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Death: To stop sinning suddenly.