Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #1757
I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.
Quote #33743
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
Quote #20507
A court is a place where what was confused before becomes more unsettled than...
Quote #1769
I would like to take you seriously but to do so would affront your...
Quote #6137
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
Quote #11349
Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.
Quote #18591
I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in...
Quote #32421
Nothing can cause turmoil and the defeat of accomplishment as quickly as disorganization.
Quote #29722
It isn’t the people you fire who make your life miserable, it’s the people...