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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption...
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But all who humble themselves before the Lord shall be given every blessing and...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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The path of least resistance makes all rivers, and some men, crooked.
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Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less.
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True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist
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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
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Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
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The Lord’s Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there...
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There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing...