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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
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The mob is the mother of tyrants.
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If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
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Do you always want to be right, or do you want to be happy
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Cheerfulness in most cheerful people is the rich and satisfying result of strenuous discipline.
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Security is an illusion. Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing...
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What music is more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can’t...
Quote #4313
How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong!