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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...
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‘Bury me on my face,’ said Diogenes and when he was asked why, he...
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The line, often adopted by strong men in controversy, of justifying the means by...
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
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There is no need to go to India or anywhere else to find peace....
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(Speaking about Satchel Paige’s pitching)It starts out like a baseball and when it gets...
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Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...