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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28238

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Jean de La Bruyere

Quote #29388

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...
Laertius Diogenes

Quote #27207

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
‘Bury me on my face,’ said Diogenes and when he was asked why, he...
Saint Jerome

Quote #28971

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The line, often adopted by strong men in controversy, of justifying the means by...
Dorothy Parker

Quote #19289

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #16882

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Quote #19976

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
There is no need to go to India or anywhere else to find peace....
Hack Wilson

Quote #33144

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
(Speaking about Satchel Paige’s pitching)It starts out like a baseball and when it gets...
John Gunther

Quote #6074

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in...
Woody Allen

Quote #18339

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...
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