Quote #10679
I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size.
Quote #8145
Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
Quote #17165
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #259
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
Quote #22117
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Quote #12718
First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.
Quote #13327
Measure your life in love.
Quote #31076
. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and...
Quote #12267
Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #25413
There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write...