Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #816
Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
Quote #7089
Whatever is produced in haste goes hastily to waste.
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #430
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
Quote #17207
And another of his disciples said unto him, Lord, suffer me first to go...
Quote #30172
One kernel is felt in a hogshead one drop of water helps to swell...
Quote #13094
There are very few women in society whose virtue outlasts their beauty.
Quote #13007
I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men...
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.